31.8.08

GVC- Part 6

Part 1: Saumya
Part 2: myself
Part 3: HK
Part 4: Saumya
Part 5: Shantanu

Snippet: She then rushes back to the Cinemax complex... where people are still watching Taashan..! and the gruesome duel between Virussata and Krissh is on... As she stands outside the toilet..(she can't go in - the Pee-ka-boo Curse)... Virussata drags her in... in order to hold her hostage... and with this... The Pee-ka-Boo Curse breaks....

What happens next...?

. . . Pee-ka-bo curse breaks. The curse now starts displaying its effect. If Dhamasaan Kudi even kept a step into the gents' toilet she would get transformed into Hag-goo, an ugly old witch (hag), whose lips smell like goo.

"Ohh Shit!!! what now", poor
Dhamasaan Kudi is now in a fix.. Just then her cell phone rings..., "Now what is it?", she thinks.

"Welcome to AirTel's Hello Tune Service. Dial 1 for Devotional songs, 2 for top 10 songs, 3 for regional songs, 4 for english songs......", says the voice..
"Screw AirTel!", thinks
Hag-goo aka Dhamasaan Kudi & hangs up the call.

Virussata is still dragging her, his eyes popped out when he saw that he actually dragged an old witch & not a beautiful super-heroine. Pant-T effect must have backfired, he thought & smiled..

but Hag-goo is still thinking, how to come back to her normal self. "Ohh yes, how in the world can i forget!", she instantly calls Minerva McGonagall , the Transfiguration professor from Hogwarts to make her
Dhamasaan Kudi again. Minerva receives the call (thank God!) & tells her, "there's no spell that can bring you back. But if you kiss an evil person, then your usual self will return & the effect of curse will wear off."

Now the only evil person she knew was Virussata & he was dragging her as well, with his power. But how can she forget.. she is currently Hag-goo whose lips smelled like goo, how'll she in the world kiss Virussata, or for the matter of fact, kiss anyone!

But she has to do this.. there's no solution as well. So she leans towards Virussata, makes a penetrating eye-contact, shows a broken smile (she has no teeth) & does it! kisses him!! a long, everlasting kiss; after which Virussata gets almost asphyxiated by the goo smell. Finally,
Dhamasaan Kudi is transformed to her usual self.... BUT........

Virussata screams, rebukes, yells & bursts into tears... WHY? was it the smell?

"screw the smell..! but what have you done?! i am a gay man!!! now how will i face my boyfriend!? shit.. !! boo-hoo", shouts Virussata.
So that was the reason of his sudden outburst. He was gay. & now he was even more enraged & his anger had burst like a volacano. "I'll destroy you & this city!", he retaliates.

But not just this, Krissh is angry with
Dhamasaan Kudi as well, for she kissed a man other than her own love; ekk paraya aadmi. "I am out of this. I hate you. tum kisi ki nahi ho sakti." Dhamasaan Kudi is on verge of tears because of a series of ill-fated incidents. But she doesnt give up. She's a super-heroine.

"gumsum ho kyun, paas aao naa; roothe ho kyun, maan jao naa ", she starts singing & dancing around Krissh. But Krissh is in no mood to listen. He comes out of the theatre & is just about to fly....JUST THEN...

Dhamasaan Kudi again stops him. She extends her hand to open his mask, to make an eye-contact with his true-self & so that she can see his handsome face. "He's such a Greek God", she thought. BUT whats this!!!

Krissh is actually Harman Baweja & not the Hrithik Roshan she had imagined... What the fu*k! She is now at her wit's end. Cursing her luck, she lets him leave. Now she has to decide fast. Somehow she has to get the anti-dote & give it to Dr. Mahendra Singh Dhoni, so that he can multiply & multiplex it & administer it to the affected people. But who will help? She badly needs a super-hero who is sure to win the battle against Virussata...

"Aha!!!! I know... he's undefeatable, unbeatable, the one..."..... & she thus makes a call to none other than........

Rajnikant!!!
undefeatable, unbeatable, the one.

& Rajnikant loves his public to death! He instantly reaches the spot. He tells
Dhamasaan Kudi to somehow bring Virussata's boyfriend to the spot. "now we will tell him, what a hostage is! vang-po!" Rajnikant is such a geni-ass genius, she thought!

& so, Virussata's boyfriend, Jaissata is summoned to the spot. Jaissata enters with much elan as if he's getting married to his love boy!

Dhamasaan Kudi decides to distract Virussata using Jaissata, so that Rajnikant can first procure the antidote with his famous Gun...
She holds
Jaissata tightly, as if hugging him...
Virussata shouts, with jealousy dripping from his words . . .


[to be continued!]

2 remarked:

NotFunnyNotFamous said...

31st is the last date right... who is gonna take it from it...???

Ech Kay said...

I am continuing... Have an hour to go... I'll try and work up something wacky! Hope I succeed... Amen!